she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
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I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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