Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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