I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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