I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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