So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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