people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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