No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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