Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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