Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
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So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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