omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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