Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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