Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
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I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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