Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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