You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
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girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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