That's intense
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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