If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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