vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
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literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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