The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
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Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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