apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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