he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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