My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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