whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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