we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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