just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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