The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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