Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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