just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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In other news, I just burned my penis
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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