On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
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