We're facebook friends in real life
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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