how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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