Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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