She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
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Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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