redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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