Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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