is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize