I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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