I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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