You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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