This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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