hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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