I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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