this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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