i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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