It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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