Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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