Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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