Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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