I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
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I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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