This girl is more easily done than said...
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Tornado booty call.. dedication
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
