Grow some girl-balls and come out already
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
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I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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