I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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