I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
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I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
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MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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